Church of Klayton's Ass

aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

fifty-shades-of-klay:

blakelywintersfield:

fifty-shades-of-klay:

streamlinerocket:

fifty-shades-of-klay:

streamlinerocket:

electricbluetempest:

electricbluetempest:

Am I going to eventually be known in the Pendulum fanbase as the girl who…

Your black heart baby

blakelywintersfield:

fifty-shades-of-klay:

streamlinerocket:

fifty-shades-of-klay:

streamlinerocket:

electricbluetempest:

electricbluetempest:

Am I going to eventually be known in the Pendulum fanbase as the girl who makes the puns?

Or am I already that.

Rocket and I are pun sisters now.

yay :D

We should form an island tribe of pun sisters

yes. and please tell me that pun was intended

Granite was indeed

I swear to god if you guys keep it up you’re going to make me the Rob of the fanbase

Look whose heart is sour

Hi Amber. THx for replying. Okay -w- I had to use your askbox again. Not sure If I´m using it "right". Well, the thing is stupid. I feel like it. The thing that bothers me is 1) I totally fell in love with klay. 2)I´m getting sad cuz it´s an up'n'down with everything that has to do with it/him. 3) I am also getting happy, thats nice and I enjoy it. I thinking stuff like "hey i want to be a friend of yours :3" *hides* :T I feel incredibly stupid. sfdsddhgfh. And atm I am like "idek".

If it helps I had the exact same problem. Infatuation is tough to deal with, especially when it’s so vivid your fantasies feel almost real. My advice is to pretend that he is taken (he might be, you never know. If he was dating someone he would keep her a secret from the fandom you know this). That helps it seem more unrealistic and less almost real.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

streamlinerocket:

fifty-shades-of-klay:

streamlinerocket:

electricbluetempest:

electricbluetempest:

Am I going to eventually be known in the Pendulum fanbase as the girl who makes the puns?

Or am I already that.

Rocket and I are pun sisters now.

yay :D

We should form an island tribe of pun sisters

yes. and please tell me that pun was intended

Granite was indeed

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

david-browie:

janestrider:

beckybotsford:

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u

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is that fucking osmosis jones

snarkymastermind:

Wow Internet Explorer is actually useful for something! 

snarkymastermind:

Wow Internet Explorer is actually useful for something! 

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”